kneepotato is a joke stage-name generator built as a 1995 desktop operating system. Pick a body part and a food and the machine issues you an official name — knee + potato = kneepotato — scores it, reads it out in English, Korean and Japanese, and prints a certificate you can share.
It is made by one person, runs entirely in your browser, and needs no account. Nothing you generate is stored on a server unless you deliberately create a share link. The deadpan interface is the point: an officious operating system solemnly certifying your absurd name is funnier than a page that winks at you.
kneepotato is part of playbuns, a small collection of browser games with nothing to install and no sign-up. For bug reports, rights enquiries or anything else, use the contact page.